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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy comedy fiction serial hosted by Destiny Howell, following a bakery owner who avoids quests and chosen-one plots. The show has 35 episodes, with full episodes roughly every three weeks and typical runtimes around 14 minutes. Estimated downloads are 5,000 to 25,000 per episode, with an estimated rate of $90 to $625 per episode.

Why brands sponsor Absolutely No Adventures

Engaged fantasy comedy listeners with a 4.8-rated serial that has run since 2020

  • Apple Podcasts shows 159 ratings with a 4.8 average, a strong signal of an invested listener base
  • Serial format with 35 episodes and a 21-day cadence builds recurring listening across seasons
  • Explicit flag is 0, and the show's whimsical tone suits family-adjacent and lifestyle brands
Best forfood and baking brandstabletop and fantasy gaming productsseason or seasonal awareness campaigns
Watch forAudience is niche and the release cadence is irregular, so reach is concentrated around season launches.

Brand fit report

Content

Topics, IAB taxonomy
Books and Literature45%
Food & Drink15%
Video Gaming15%
Comedy25%
Formats
narrative serial, audio drama, bonus episodes and trailers
Tone
whimsical, humorous
Language
English
Production
Studio production
Typical length
14 to 15 minutes for full episodes; bonus episodes vary from under a minute to over an hour

Audience

Commercial intent10/100
Comments asking for links, prices or where to buy
Sentiment85/100
Estimated from titles, descriptions and engagement
Est. downloads per episode5k–25k
Estimated, confidence 45%: Apple ratings_count of 159 falls in the 50 to 200 band (2,000 to 8,000) and the 200 to 1,000 band is one step up; the show is over five years old, with a 4.8 average rating, a Podcast Index popularity of 9, and a serial format with a crowdfunded season, so the estimate sits across both bands.
Audience asks aboutWhen is the next season or episode releasedHow do the characters and story arcs developWhat happens with Sig's bakery and the Necessary Evil storyline
Age
25%18-24
35%25-34
25%35-44
15%45+
Gender
50%women
50%men
Countries
🇺🇸 United States70%
LanguagesEnglish 100%

Commercial

0%of the last 20 episodes had a sponsor
None seenno sponsor mentions in the last 20 episodes
Brands seen
None yet
Categories promoted
None yet
Affiliate links
No

No sponsor mentions found in the feed; the crowdfunding episode references a season funding campaign, not a sponsor.

Suitability GARM Brand Safety Floor + Suitability

Profanitylow
Adultlow
Drugslow
Violencemedium
Politicslow

Family friendly
Explicit flag is 0 and titles reference fantasy quests and a Dungeon and Warlock storyline, with combat implied but no explicit content flagged.

We classify content, never people. No age, gender, ethnicity, religion or political views are inferred about the creator. Audience figures are estimates unless marked verified. Creators can correct anything on their profile.

Where to listen

Benchmark score: 60 / 100

Public rule, same for everyone. How it works.

Consistency Latest episode within the usual cadence50 / 50
Activity Episodes in the last 90 days, weekly is full marks7 / 30
Reach Estimated downloads per episode, 20k is full marks15 / 20

Recent episodes

Last six episodes from the show's feed, latest 5 days ago, a new one about every 21 days.

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also…
Absolutely No Adventures's own show description from the podcast feed

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About Absolutely No Adventures

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy comedy fiction serial hosted by Destiny Howell, according to the show's RSS feed and its RedCircle page. The show follows Sig, the owner of the Signature Eats bakery, as he tries to avoid quests and chosen-one plots while the universe keeps pushing him toward them. The feed lists 35 episodes with full episodes roughly every 21 days and a median runtime of about 14 minutes, alongside bonus episodes and trailers.

Apple Podcasts lists 159 ratings with a 4.8 average, and the show has been listed since September 2020. Listener demographics are not published; based on rating volume, the show's estimated downloads sit at 5,000 to 25,000 per episode. The feed names no sponsors and no funding links, so the show appears free of visible advertising.

A host-read mid-roll at the estimated audience range would be priced at about $90 to $625 per episode. The show suits food, baking and fantasy gaming brands that want to reach an engaged serial audience.

Written from the show's public RSS feed, its Podcast Index listing and episode titles. Numbers updated 2026-10-19. Absolutely No Adventures can edit or remove this page at any time.

Questions about Absolutely No Adventures

How much does Absolutely No Adventures charge for a podcast sponsorship?

Based on estimated downloads of 5,000 to 25,000 per episode, a host-read mid-roll would be priced at roughly $90 to $625 per episode. Exact rates are set by the show and are not published in the feed.

What is Absolutely No Adventures about?

It is a fantasy comedy fiction serial following a bakery owner who tries to avoid adventures and quests. The show has 35 episodes and has run since September 2020.

How do I contact Absolutely No Adventures about sponsoring an episode?

The show's contact email unlocks on Starbooked for $0.80, and boosted shows can be booked through Starbooked.

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