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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Hosted by Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Dam Internet, You Scary! is hosted by Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore. The comedy show breaks down disturbing viral internet content and creepy conspiracies, with 374 episodes released roughly weekly. Typical episodes run about 67 minutes. Estimated downloads are 20,000 to 80,000 per episode, implying a sponsorship rate of roughly $360 to $2,000 per host-read mid-roll ad.

Why brands sponsor Dam Internet, You Scary!

Established comedy and true crime show with over a thousand Apple ratings

  • Over 370 episodes with a weekly release rhythm, giving sponsors a long run of placements
  • Apple Podcasts shows 1,068 ratings averaging 4.8 out of 5 from listeners
  • Hosts blend comedy with true crime and viral internet culture, suited to entertainment-led brands
Best forstreaming and entertainment launchesgaming and pop-culture merchandisebrands seeking a comedy audience
Watch forThe show is explicit and covers dark topics, so family-oriented brands will not fit.

Brand fit report

Content

Topics, IAB taxonomy
Comedy55%
True Crime25%
Technology & Computing10%
Society10%
Formats
co-hosted banter, guest interview, narrative
Tone
irreverent, darkly humorous
Language
English
Production
Clean, edited audio
Typical length
60 to 80 minutes

Audience

Commercial intent15/100
Comments asking for links, prices or where to buy
Sentiment85/100
Estimated from titles, descriptions and engagement
Est. downloads per episode20k–80k
Estimated, confidence 60%: Apple Podcasts shows 1,068 ratings with a 4.8 average, a show older than five years, a 374-episode back catalogue, weekly cadence, Podcast Index popularity 7 of 9 and a Audioboom hosting platform.
Audience asks aboutWhat viral videos are the hosts reacting to this week?Which conspiracy theories will be covered?Which guest comedians appear on the show?
Age
30%18-24
40%25-34
20%35-44
10%45+
Gender
40%women
60%men
Countries
🇺🇸 United States85%
LanguagesEnglish 100%

Commercial

0%of the last 20 episodes had a sponsor
None seenno sponsor mentions in the last 20 episodes
Brands seen
None yet
Categories promoted
None yet
Affiliate links
No

No sponsor mentions found in the feed; the show lists no funding links.

Suitability GARM Brand Safety Floor + Suitability

Profanityhigh
Adultmedium
Drugslow
Violencemedium
Politicsmedium

The feed is flagged explicit, and episode 375 covers Trump's New AI Force while episode 359 covers a CIA brothel operation.

We classify content, never people. No age, gender, ethnicity, religion or political views are inferred about the creator. Audience figures are estimates unless marked verified. Creators can correct anything on their profile.

Where to listen

Benchmark score: 100 / 100

Public rule, same for everyone. How it works.

Consistency Latest episode within the usual cadence50 / 50
Activity Episodes in the last 90 days, weekly is full marks30 / 30
Reach Estimated downloads per episode, 20k is full marks20 / 20

Recent episodes

Last six episodes from the show's feed, latest 4 days ago, a new one about every 7 days.

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!
Dam Internet, You Scary!'s own show description from the podcast feed

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About Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary! is a comedy podcast hosted by Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore, spun off from their show The Internet Is Undefeated. Each episode breaks down disturbing viral internet content and covers creepy conspiracy theories, often with guest comedians. The feed lists 374 episodes and a release cadence of about one episode every seven days, with typical runtimes of 60 to 80 minutes. The show is hosted on Audioboom and reported in the feed as explicit.

The Apple Podcasts listing shows 1,068 ratings with a 4.8 average, and the show is listed as updated biweekly. Based on these signals, the audience is estimated at 20,000 to 80,000 downloads per episode, and listeners are estimated to skew toward adults aged 18 to 34 in the United States. No sponsors appear in the feed or listing, so the show currently carries no ads that brands can be compared against.

At an estimated 20,000 to 80,000 downloads per episode, a host-read mid-roll sponsorship would cost roughly $360 to $2,000 per episode. Brands in entertainment, streaming, gaming and pop culture are the best fit, as long as their messaging is compatible with an explicit comedy audience.

Written from the show's public RSS feed, its Podcast Index listing and episode titles. Numbers updated 2026-10-19. Dam Internet, You Scary! can edit or remove this page at any time.

Questions about Dam Internet, You Scary!

How much does Dam Internet, You Scary! charge for a podcast sponsorship?

Based on estimated downloads of 20,000 to 80,000 per episode, a host-read mid-roll is roughly $360 to $2,000 per episode. Final pricing is set by the show and may differ.

What is Dam Internet, You Scary! about?

It is a comedy podcast hosted by Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore that breaks down disturbing viral internet content and creepy conspiracy theories, often with guest comedians.

How do I contact Dam Internet, You Scary! about sponsoring an episode?

The show's contact email unlocks on Starbooked for $0.80. Boosted shows can be booked through Starbooked.

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