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Hello From The Hallowoods

Hosted by William A. Wellman

Hello From The Hallowoods is a queer horror fiction podcast created by William A. Wellman. A cosmic narrator follows residents of a forest at the end of the world. It has 235 episodes, released about every 13 days, with a median length near 47 minutes. Estimated downloads per episode are 2,000 to 8,000 (estimated). Rate range is $40 to $200 per episode.

Why brands sponsor Hello From The Hallowoods

Award-winning queer horror serial with a loyal, highly rated weekly audience

  • Apple Podcasts rating of 4.8 from 216 ratings across a catalog of 235 episodes
  • Serialized storytelling keeps listeners returning to the same forest and characters
  • Mid-length episodes with a Patreon community that signals willingness to support creators
Best forBrand awareness for queer-friendly or independent lifestyle productsAudio and book launches in the sci-fi and horror space
Watch forDark themes and violent imagery make it unsuitable for family or general-audience brands.

Brand fit report

Content

Topics, IAB taxonomy
Science Fiction60%
Horror30%
LGBTQ Issues10%
Formats
serial narrative, cosmic narrator voiceover, bonus stories
Tone
bittersweet, eerie
Language
English
Production
Clean, edited audio
Typical length
15 to 60 minutes

Audience

Commercial intent5/100
Comments asking for links, prices or where to buy
Sentiment90/100
Estimated from titles, descriptions and engagement
Est. downloads per episode2k–8k
Estimated, confidence 60%: 216 Apple ratings in a show older than five years, placing it in the 50 to 200 band (2,000 to 8,000), with a 4.8 average, weekly-series cadence and a Buzzsprout host.
Audience asks aboutWhat happens next in the forest storylineWho the residents are and how their connections developWhen the next episode or Patreon bonus story arrives
Age
25%18-24
40%25-34
25%35-44
10%45+
Gender
50%women
50%men
Countries
🇺🇸 United States60%
🇬🇧 United Kingdom15%
🇨🇦 Canada10%
🇦🇺 Australia5%
LanguagesEnglish 100%

Commercial

0%of the last 20 episodes had a sponsor
None seenno sponsor mentions in the last 20 episodes
Brands seen
None yet
Categories promoted
None yet
Affiliate links
Yes

Description links to Patreon for weekly bonus stories, and no sponsor mentions found in the feed.

Suitability GARM Brand Safety Floor + Suitability

Profanitylow
Adultlow
Drugslow
Violencemedium
Politicslow

Horror fiction with explicit flag 0 in the feed; episode titles such as Atonements and Appetites suggest dark themes.

We classify content, never people. No age, gender, ethnicity, religion or political views are inferred about the creator. Audience figures are estimates unless marked verified. Creators can correct anything on their profile.

Where to listen

Benchmark score: 66 / 100

Public rule, same for everyone. How it works.

Consistency Latest episode within the usual cadence50 / 50
Activity Episodes in the last 90 days, weekly is full marks12 / 30
Reach Estimated downloads per episode, 20k is full marks5 / 20

Recent episodes

EpisodeDateLength
Episode 214 - Kindred Suns2026-10-0715 min
Episode 213 - Disconnects2026-09-2429 min
Episode 212 - Delegations2026-09-1056 min
Episode 211 - Doubts2026-08-2658 min
Episode 210 - Cocoons2026-08-1940 min
Episode 209 - Kindred Spirits2026-06-1715 min

Last six episodes from the show's feed, latest 12 days ago, a new one about every 13 days.

Come walk between the black pines! In this award-winning queer horror podcast, a cosmic narrator follows the increasingly connected residents of the forest at the end of the world. It’s a bittersweet story that explores queer identity, horror genre tropes, and finding hope in humanity’s last moments. New episodes every Wednesday, and weekly bonus stories on Patreon!
Hello From The Hallowoods's own show description from the podcast feed

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About Hello From The Hallowoods

Hello From The Hallowoods is a queer horror fiction podcast created by William A. Wellman, according to the show feed and Apple Podcasts. A cosmic narrator follows the connected residents of a forest at the end of the world, blending science fiction, horror tropes and themes of queer identity. The show's website describes it as an award-winning queer horror podcast.

The show has 235 episodes, released roughly every 13 days, with a median episode length near 47 minutes according to the RSS feed. Apple Podcasts lists 216 ratings with a 4.8 average. Its audience is estimated, not measured, at 2,000 to 8,000 downloads per episode. Listeners are likely fans of serialized horror and queer fiction.

The feed shows no sponsors, though the show links to Patreon for weekly bonus stories. Estimated sponsorship rates run $40 to $200 per episode, which buys a host-read mid-roll. Brands with a fit for dark fiction audiences and queer-friendly values should consider it.

Written from the show's public RSS feed, its Podcast Index listing and episode titles. Numbers updated 2026-10-19. Hello From The Hallowoods can edit or remove this page at any time.

Questions about Hello From The Hallowoods

How much does Hello From The Hallowoods charge for a podcast sponsorship?

Estimated rates are $40 to $200 per episode for a host-read mid-roll, based on estimated downloads of 2,000 to 8,000 per episode. Final pricing depends on the show's own terms.

What is Hello From The Hallowoods about?

It is a queer horror fiction podcast in which a cosmic narrator follows residents of a forest at the end of the world. Episodes are serialized and released about every two weeks.

How do I contact Hello From The Hallowoods about sponsoring an episode?

The show's contact email unlocks on Starbooked for $0.80. Boosted shows can also be booked through Starbooked.