How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a comedy podcast hosted by Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel that covers survival scenarios, medical scares and everyday hassles, with guest interviews. It has 260 episodes on a weekly cadence, typically 70 to 90 minutes long. Estimated downloads are 8,000 to 25,000 per episode, with a rate of $140 to $630 per host-read mid-roll.
Engaged comedy audience of 304 Apple ratings averaging 4.9 stars
- Weekly episodes of 70 to 90 minutes give sponsors steady mid-roll inventory across 260 episodes.
- Guest interviews with recognizable comedians attract a loyal listener base.
- Apple ratings average 4.9 stars across 304 ratings, signaling strong listener satisfaction.
Brand fit report
Content
- Formats
- co-hosted banter, guest interview, narrative
- Tone
- humorous, candid
- Language
- English
- Production
- Clean, edited audio
- Typical length
- 70 to 90 minutes
Audience
Commercial
- Brands seen
- None yet
- Categories promoted
- None yet
- Affiliate links
- Yes
No sponsor mentions found in the feed; the homepage links a Patreon page and merchandise, which are funding links rather than sponsorships.
Suitability GARM Brand Safety Floor + Suitability
Titles reference armed robbery, a kidnapping, a nude scene and Ambien overuse, so the show is not marked family friendly.
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Where to listen
| Platform | Link |
|---|---|
| Website | www.podhowtosurvive.com/ |
| Apple Podcasts | podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1586894471 |
| RSS feed | rss.art19.com/how-to-survive |
Benchmark score: 86 / 100
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Recent episodes
| Episode | Date | Length |
|---|---|---|
| How To Survive Sun Bakes & Earthquakes (w/ Lisa Arch) | 2026-10-13 | 1 h 28 min |
| How To Survive Leggy Centipedes & Armed Robbery (W/ Andy Kindler) | 2026-10-06 | 1 h 13 min |
| How To Survive Alzheimer's (W/ Jason Salmon) | 2026-09-29 | 1 h 27 min |
| How To Survive Christian Nationalism & Growing Up Evangelical (w/ Matt | 2026-09-22 | 1 h 42 min |
| How To Survive Being Undocumented & Making a Documentary (w/ Vana Thie | 2026-09-15 | 1 h 22 min |
| How To Survive Coyotes | 2026-09-08 | 1 h 11 min |
Last six episodes from the show's feed, latest 6 days ago, a new one about every 7 days.
A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your…
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About How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a comedy survival podcast hosted by Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel. The show covers natural disasters, medical scares, wild animals and daily hassles, usually with a guest. According to the show website, it has 260 episodes released weekly, with a median episode length of about 78 minutes.
The Apple Podcasts listing shows 304 ratings with a 4.9 average. Based on that rating count, the estimated audience is 8,000 to 25,000 downloads per episode, mainly adults in the United States. These figures are estimates, since podcasts do not publish download counts. No sponsors appear in the feed, and the show funds itself through Patreon and merchandise.
A host-read mid-roll is estimated at $140 to $630 per episode. That rate suits consumer health, travel and home safety brands that want a loyal comedy audience.
Written from the show's public RSS feed, its Podcast Index listing and episode titles. Numbers updated 2026-10-19. How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine can edit or remove this page at any time.
Questions about How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How much does How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine charge for a podcast sponsorship?
Estimated host-read mid-roll rates are $140 to $630 per episode, based on an estimated 8,000 to 25,000 downloads per episode. Exact pricing is set by the show.
What is How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine about?
It is a comedy podcast in which hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel explain how to survive disasters, medical scares and everyday hassles, often with guest comedians.
How do I contact How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine about sponsoring an episode?
The show's contact email unlocks on Starbooked for $0.80. Boosted shows can also be booked through Starbooked.
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