Nobody Likes Onions is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian Patrick Melton, featuring rotating comedians, guests and interview formats on current events, pop culture and personal experiences. The show has 50 episodes in its feed, released about three times a week, with a median length of roughly 4.5 hours. Estimated downloads per episode are 2,000 to 8,000 (estimated), with a rate range of $40 to $200 per episode. Its distinctive feature is long-running inside jokes and serialized recurring segments.
Long-running comedy show with a loyal, highly rated audience since 2005
- Apple Podcasts shows 291 ratings with a 4.5 average, a strong engagement signal for a comedy show.
- Three episodes per week across roughly two decades gives recurring placement opportunities.
- Live streams and a paid membership tier suggest a dedicated community willing to buy.
Brand fit report
Content
- Formats
- co-hosted banter, interview, live stream replay
- Tone
- irreverent, chaotic
- Language
- English
- Production
- Clean, edited audio
- Typical length
- 4 to 6 hours
Audience
Commercial
- Brands seen
- None yet
- Categories promoted
- None yet
- Affiliate links
- Yes
Paid OVERDOSE membership and a store are linked from the website, but no sponsor mentions found in the feed.
Suitability GARM Brand Safety Floor + Suitability
The feed is flagged explicit and titles include crude humor and adult-themed storylines such as 'Is Haley One of the Baddies?'.
We classify content, never people. No age, gender, ethnicity, religion or political views are inferred about the creator. Audience figures are estimates unless marked verified. Creators can correct anything on their profile.
Where to listen
| Platform | Link |
|---|---|
| Website | www.nobodylikesonions.com/ |
| Apple Podcasts | podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id329180750 |
| RSS feed | feeds.feedburner.com/ginsengrobot |
Benchmark score: 36 / 100
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Recent episodes
| Episode | Date | Length |
|---|---|---|
| March 4, 2026: KarmicX and Michael Ray Bower Discuss The World (Part 2 | 2026-09-25 | 3 h 50 min |
| March 4, 2026: Stuttering John’s Contradictions! KarmicX & DonkeyLips | 2026-09-25 | 6 h 9 min |
| September 1, 2026: Wishing & Coping! KarmicX! Mersh! Zumock! | 2026-09-22 | 5 h 34 min |
| THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 28, 2026 – Win Win Win? Another Event? A New | 2026-09-22 | 4 h 18 min |
| August 26, 2026: Goofin’! Trollin’! Cinnamon Rollin’! Mersh VS. Ice! A | 2026-09-22 | 6 h 13 min |
| August 19, 2026: Chad Zumock! Mersh! Plus a Chance to Earn Major Award | 2026-09-22 | 8 h 28 min |
Last six episodes from the show's feed, latest 24 days ago.
For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
About NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Nobody Likes Onions is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian Patrick Melton, combining interviews, co-hosted banter and comedic segments on current events, pop culture and personal experiences. According to the website, the show has been running since 2005 and features guests from Los Angeles, New York, Las Vegas and beyond. The feed lists 50 episodes released about three times a week, with a median length of around four and a half hours.
Apple Podcasts shows 291 ratings with a 4.5 average, and the show is marked explicit. Listeners are estimated to be mostly adults in the 25 to 44 range, and the audience is estimated to be a few thousand listeners per episode. These audience figures are estimates and not published by the show.
No sponsors are visible in the feed. Based on an estimated 2,000 to 8,000 downloads per episode, a host-read mid-roll would be priced at roughly $40 to $200 per episode. The show suits comedy, entertainment and membership-based brands comfortable with explicit content.
Written from the show's public RSS feed, its Podcast Index listing and episode titles. Numbers updated 2026-10-19. NOBODY LIKES ONIONS can edit or remove this page at any time.
Questions about NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
How much does Nobody Likes Onions charge for a podcast sponsorship?
Based on estimated downloads of 2,000 to 8,000 per episode, a host-read mid-roll ad is roughly $40 to $200 per episode. Actual pricing depends on the show's current terms.
What is Nobody Likes Onions about?
Nobody Likes Onions is a comedy podcast hosted by Patrick Melton covering current events, pop culture and personal stories, with rotating comedian guests and long-form episodes.
How do I contact Nobody Likes Onions about sponsoring an episode?
The show's contact email unlocks on Starbooked for $0.80, and boosted shows can be booked through Starbooked.
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