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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Hosted by Helen McLaughlin, Karen Whitehouse, Lauren Kilby

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes is a comedy true crime show in which brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse and detective Lauren Kilby investigate absurd non-crimes and listener-submitted mysteries. It has 68 episodes on a biweekly cadence, typical length about 45 minutes, estimated 5,000 to 25,000 downloads per episode, and a host-read rate of $90 to $630 per episode.

Why brands sponsor Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Loyal comedy true crime listeners across 68 episodes and 969 Apple ratings

  • Apple Podcasts shows 969 ratings with a 4.6 average, a strong signal of an engaged audience.
  • Biweekly episodes of roughly 45 minutes give sponsors a steady, long-form read slot.
  • Listener-submitted cases make the show a participatory format that invites brand involvement.
Best forentertainment and streaming launchesconsumer brands seeking a playful toneUK-focused campaigns
Watch forExplicit flag and crude titles limit fit for family-oriented or conservative brands.

Brand fit report

Content

Topics, IAB taxonomy
Comedy60%
True Crime30%
Society & Culture10%
Formats
serial narrative, co-hosted banter, listener-submitted cases
Tone
playful, irreverent
Language
English
Production
Clean, edited audio
Typical length
40 to 50 minutes

Audience

Commercial intent10/100
Comments asking for links, prices or where to buy
Sentiment85/100
Estimated from titles, descriptions and engagement
Est. downloads per episode5k–25k
Estimated, confidence 70%: 969 Apple ratings with a 4.6 average places the show in the 200 to 1,000 ratings band, mapped to 5,000 to 25,000 downloads; biweekly cadence, Acast/Art19 hosting and 68 episodes are consistent with this range.
Audience asks aboutHow did the investigation of the wedding mystery end?How can I submit a case to the detectives?Which mystery comes next in the series?
Age
20%18-24
35%25-34
25%35-44
20%45+
Gender
55%women
45%men
Countries
🇬🇧 United Kingdom60%
🇺🇸 United States20%
Other20%
LanguagesEnglish 100%

Commercial

0%of the last 20 episodes had a sponsor
None seenno sponsor mentions in the last 20 episodes
Brands seen
None yet
Categories promoted
None yet
Affiliate links
No

No sponsor mentions found in the feed; the description and episode titles name no advertisers and no funding links are listed.

Suitability GARM Brand Safety Floor + Suitability

Profanitymedium
Adultlow
Drugslow
Violencelow
Politicslow

Feed is flagged explicit and episode titles such as 'Boob Bandit' and 'Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?' use crude, adult-leaning humour.

We classify content, never people. No age, gender, ethnicity, religion or political views are inferred about the creator. Audience figures are estimates unless marked verified. Creators can correct anything on their profile.

Where to listen

Benchmark score: 86 / 100

Public rule, same for everyone. How it works.

Consistency Latest episode within the usual cadence50 / 50
Activity Episodes in the last 90 days, weekly is full marks16 / 30
Reach Estimated downloads per episode, 20k is full marks15 / 20

Recent episodes

Last six episodes from the show's feed, latest 12 days ago, a new one about every 14 days.

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt…
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes's own show description from the podcast feed

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About Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes is a comedy true crime podcast hosted by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse alongside detective Lauren Kilby, according to the show's Art19 feed and website. Each season investigates absurd non-crimes and mysteries submitted by listeners, with a rule that every case must be cracked within 24 hours. The show has released 68 episodes since October 2020 on a biweekly cadence, with a median length of about 45 minutes.

Apple Podcasts lists the show with 969 ratings and a 4.6 average. The show is flagged explicit in its feed. Listener numbers are not published; the estimated audience is 5,000 to 25,000 downloads per episode, based on rating volume and show age. That audience is estimated as concentrated in the United Kingdom, with a skew toward listeners aged 25 to 44. No sponsors are named in the feed or on the site.

At an estimated rate of $18 to $25 per 1,000 downloads, a host-read mid-roll would cost roughly $90 to $630 per episode. Comedy, entertainment and consumer brands comfortable with explicit content are the best fit.

Written from the show's public RSS feed, its Podcast Index listing and episode titles. Numbers updated 2026-10-19. Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes can edit or remove this page at any time.

Questions about Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

How much does Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes charge for a podcast sponsorship?

Based on estimated downloads of 5,000 to 25,000 per episode, a host-read mid-roll is estimated at $90 to $630 per episode. Final pricing is set by the show and may differ from this estimate.

What is Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes about?

It is a comedy true crime podcast in which hosts investigate absurd non-crimes and listener-submitted mysteries, with a 24-hour deadline for each case. It has 68 episodes so far.

How do I contact Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes about sponsoring an episode?

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